Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Big Foot Sited On Keller Drive!

Today just minutes before 1:00 p.m. CST, a passenger of a 2000 Buick Century claims to have seen Big Foot on Keller Drive in Effingham, IL.


According to the witness, questioned by Officer Mom, Big Foot is big, hairy, and dangerous. We suspect the witness will return to Keller Drive with his gun to hunt the beast!



Calvin was the eyewitness. His imagination is out of this world!

2 comments:

Mrs R said...

It was probably one of the crazy looking homeless people that like to hang out by the interstate.

Dawn said...

Ha! Nice! Just so long as he wasn't headed in our direction!