Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Random News

Quote by Lionel Richie:

"Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business," Lionel Richie told the audience. "Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there."

Liam Aaron is a big brother! Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are parents to baby Stella Doreen McDermott!

Obama Practices Looking-Off-Into-Future Pose

Subtle muscular adjustments can show, from left, wistfulness, determination, and unbridled hopefulness.

CHICAGO—As the 2008 presidential election draws closer, Democrat Barack Obama has reportedly been working tirelessly with his top political strategists to perfect his looking-off-into-the-future pose, which many believe is vital to the success of the Illinois senator's campaign.
When performed correctly, the pose involves Obama standing upright with his back arched and his chest thrust out, his shoulders positioned 1.3 feet apart and opened slightly at a 14-degree angle, and his eyes transfixed on a predetermined point between 500 and 600 yards away. Advisers say this creates the illusion that Obama is looking forward to a bright future, while the downturned corners of his lips indicate that he acknowledges the problems of the present.

"The senator spends six hours a day gazing resolutely off into the distance," said chief political strategist David Axelrod, who regularly analyzes video of the pose with Obama, pinpoints areas that need improvement, and makes necessary tweaks.

"It is critical to get every detail right," Axelrod continued. "If he looks up an inch too high, he appears aloof or confused. If he looks down too low, it appears that he is distracted by something in the back of the auditorium. If the curvature of his upper lip is not at the exact 0.87-centimeter radius, it reads that he does not care about preserving the environment for future generations."

The article goes on and on... Read: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_practices_looking_off_into if you think this is some funny stuff! (We all know this isn't true... he's too busy to spend 6 hours a day practicing... probably only 2! hahaha... LMAO!)


Incase you're wondering, the 2 suspected "thong bandits" pictured above and in a recent post are in custody. Wow... I can sleep better tonight... 2 prissy robbers that couldn't get their act together enough to not get caught on camera during the robery and are now not smart enough to run to Mexico to escape punishment have been caught. Gee... they're real winners!

Sorry, I find that whole story a little humorous! :-)


Sarah D said...

pic #3 is my fav of Obama. It looks the most authentic!

Christina said...

Sarah - you crack me up! :-) I'm waiting for you to put funny JC stuff on your site as payback!